ITS VINTAGE ON VIAGRA!
Don’ts for Dancers welcomes you to the Lonely Hearts Club Dance, where the scent of desperation mingles gently with the scent of taboo. This absurd session in etiquette, dancing and mating will waltz you through the pitfalls and positives of looking for love on the dance floor.  In a world where the cut of your dress, your on-line profile and the way that you move can spell social success or suicide, find out what happens when these rules are taken to the extreme and translated into contemporary music and dance. Cheaper than a psychiatrist Don’ts for Dancers is one part self-help session for the left-footed lonely heart, one part art house cabaret on crack -  great night out!  “****” Arts Hub, March 2012

WARNING: Heartache, disappointment and the Macarena may be involved. Parental guidance for kill-joys and/or persons who may have been hypnotised into the anti-dancing state is advised.

Choreographer Nerida Matthaei teams up with musician Nicole Canham, and Leah Shelton, Lisa Faalafi and Alex Bryce in this hour-long live music and dance piece that is part- time capsule, part- commentary on past and present attitudes to breaking or living within the rules.